See thread# 891795 -- it's on the same approach pattern.

>A little humour for the day:
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>Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
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>FREEZER BAGS:
>They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
>PHOTOCOPIERS:
>These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
>TIRES:
>Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
>HOT AIR BALLOONS:
>Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
>SPONGES:
>These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
>WEB PAGES:
>Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
>TRAINS:
>Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
>EGG TIMERS:
>Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
>HAMMERS:
>Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
>THE REMOTE CONTROL:
>Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying