If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it
considered rape or just shoplifting?

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Can you cry under water?


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How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a
'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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What disease did cured ham actually have?


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when
babies wake up like every two hours?


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.


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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when
it's in your butt?


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?


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