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>>So you rhymes are too realistic, make it fancier :)
>
>OK ... how about:
>
>Most Fox folks I know are real pros
>(At least they know columns from rows)
>VBers it seems,
>Except in extremes,
>Don't know data and, boy, does it show.

Good! But use 'PBers it seems', political correctness, you know...