>>I don't want a Vice President who's like me. I want one who's smarter."
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>And even on my worst day, drunk, stoned and watching "Family Guy" while surfing the web for football scores would I say that FDR went on TV to reassure the nation when the stock market crashed.

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If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where (Usama) bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me. Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are,"

"Hope you won't hold it against me, but I am a hard coal miner -- anthracite coal, Scranton, Pennsylvania, that's where I was born and raised,"

Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Let's get that straight,"

Biden said in a CNN/YouTube debate on July 23, 2007, that he was shot at seven times inside Iraq's Green Zone

“We're not supporting ‘clean coal,’” Biden said. “Guess what -- China's building two every week. Two dirty coal plants. And it's polluting the United States. It's causing people to die... No coal plants here in America. Build them, if they're going to build them over there make 'em clean because they're killing you.” when the same voter asked if Biden supports wind and solar energy, the senator said: “Absolutely. Before anybody did.” But then Biden added that China is “going to burn 300 years of bad coal unless we figure out how to clean their coal up. No coal plants here in America. Build them, if they’re going to build them over there (in China), make them clean because they’re killing you.”