>>>>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3165565/105-year-old-virgin-says-no-sex-the-key-to-long-life.html
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>>>>Damn !
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>>>I have no particular wishes about my funeral - just get drunk (except Mike - he be the driver), boys and girls, and produce visible bruises on anyone who mentions religion during the said ceremony. If the lives of those attending it are likewise made shorter during or after the proceedings, so be it.
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>>How do you know this Mike will be alive when you peg it?
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>Statistically, pretty much at any time in my life there was at least one person of such a name (or equivalent), so I got into a habit of taking it for granted.

And every Mike you've known would be happy to be the designated driver at your wake? - indeed could even be arsed to go to your wake?