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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3165565/105-year-old-virgin-says-no-sex-the-key-to-long-life.html>>>>>
>>>>>>Damn !
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>>>>>I have no particular wishes about my funeral - just get drunk (except Mike - he be the driver), boys and girls, and produce visible bruises on anyone who mentions religion during the said ceremony. If the lives of those attending it are likewise made shorter during or after the proceedings, so be it.
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>>>>How do you know this Mike will be alive when you peg it?
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>>>Statistically, pretty much at any time in my life there was at least one person of such a name (or equivalent), so I got into a habit of taking it for granted.
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>>And every Mike you've known would be happy to be the designated driver at your wake? - indeed could even be arsed to
go to your wake?
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>I would be happy to do the honor. Well, you know what I mean -- in about 40 years.
Well as you're on the wagon it would be alright for you.
Oh, and glad to notice you've more enthusiasm, and better projections for staying alive nowadays :-)
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.