>>For fun we called him Europa for a while, since this was just before VFP9 was released. But he was named Nicolai.
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>I had a dog. I named him "Sit", but he went crazy. The next dog's name was "stay"

I know someone who named their dog Bomb! They regretted that when the dog ran away the first time. They realized that they couldn't call his name out loud...!