>A Short Love Story
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>A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
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>At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
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>I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
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>'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
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>'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f***ing blanket.'
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>The End

I have it on very good authority from a married friend of mine that this story is a fake. Had the man in the story really been a married man, he'd have known better than to disturb her in the first place. ;)