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>One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
>
>After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot
>accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The
>florist was pleased and left the shop.
>
> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
>'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
>Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
>the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
>community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
>The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you'
>card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
>Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
>tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
>from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very
>happy and leaves the shop.
>
>The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
>card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business'
>and 'Becoming More Successful.'
>
>Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to
>pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
>I'm doing community service this week.' The MP is very happy and leaves
>the shop.
>
>The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen MP's
>lined up waiting for a free haircut.