Two nuns were out walking when they spotted a Scotsman wearing a Kilt

One nun said to the other "I wonder if they really do wear nothing under
their kilts"

"Why don't you ask him" the other replied

The first nun thought for a moment and said "You know I think I will"

With that she march right up to the Scotsman and before her courage
failed her
she blurted out "Excuse me Sir is there anything worn under your kilt?"

"Nay lassie" replied the Scotsman "It's all in perfect working order"

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Two Little Old Ladies were out walking in the park when the saw
another Scotsman wearing a Kilt.

As the the Scotsmen approached one of the Little Old Ladies asked him
if he wore anything under his kilt
.
The Scotsman replied "Why don't you put your hand up and find out?"

The Little Old Ladies, full of devilment did as they were invited to do.

Immediately one turned to the other and said "Good Lord it's gruesome"

A split second later the other replied "My God it just grew some more"