I could never have predicted that ending! ;-)

2 nuns go to see "The Sound of Music" at the cinema. They enjoy it so n=much that they stay for the next house. But this means they're late getting back to the convent for evening prayers. Just as they're sneaking in they encounter the Mother Superior on her way out.

"Oh, Mother Superior," one of them says, "we,re so sorry for being out after hours".
"That's alright.," say MS. "I'm out after mine".

>A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>
>She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
>cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
>She asks him why he is staring.
>
>He replies:
>'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
>
>She answers,
>'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
>and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
>hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
>say or ask that I would find offensive.'
>
>'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
>
>She responds,
>'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
>to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
>
>The cab driver is very excited and says,
>'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
>
>'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
>
>The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
>make a hooker blush.
>
>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
>'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
>
>'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
>I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
>
>The nun says, 'That's OK.
>My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'