>I was called by a pollster last night. The questions surprised me. Not once was I asked who I would vote for or if I had voted. Yet the purpose of the poll was determine who I would vote for. At the end of the poll, I asked the fellow how could he tell who I would vote when that question was never asked. He informed me that they could tell by how I answered the questions. I wonder...
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>A sample (some of them I wrote down because they were so unusual):
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Let me give it a go....

>1. Are you more concerned about terrorism or the economy?

Terrorism -> McCain
Economy->Obama

>2. Which candidate would you invite over to your house for dinner?

Neither.... heheheheh (Actual - the Hot Babe -> Palin)

>3. Which candidate speaks more from the heart?

Both

>4. Do you think the money spent on the war in Iraq would be better served at home in the U.S.?

Loaded question -> Of course, at home..... until we get hit again.

>5. Do you think large corporations make too much money?

Corporations (which is You and I) - Never The CEO's... Always.....

>6. Do you think the U.S. welcomes immigrants from other countries and provides a chance for economic success?

Legal ones... yes
We tolerate illegal ones...

>7. If you or a family member gets sick, is it your fault?

What????

>8. Do you think healthcare should be available to everyone?

Already is... I'd tell the Pollster to come with me over to the Emergency Room on Saturday night.... the place is full.

>9. Do you pay too many taxes?

I'm not Patriotic enough, I guess......

>10. Do you think the government should protect those who cannot protect themselves?

Ah.... an abortion question..... should be telling....

>11. Do you think the U.S. is viewed favorably by other countries?

Uh.... who cares???

>12. Do you own a gun?

Hey, I know a LOT of Liberals packing HEAT!

>13. How much education do you have (a. no college b. some college c. a college degree)

Let's see -.... a and b -> Redneck Conservatives
c -> Un-American Liberals.... or so I assume!


>14. Do you drink? If so how much and how frequently (a. daily b. one drink a week c. several drinks a week)

This one is a tossup

>15. If you drink, do you (a. drink beer b. drink wine...)

Go back to 13

>16. Do you think too many soldiers died or were injured in Iraq?

What a loaded question! Like - Do you beat your wife too much on the weekend??

>17. When you hear Obama speak, do you feel: (a. relaxed b. worried c. excited)

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>18. when you hear McCain speak, do you feel: (a. relaxed b. worried c. excited)

EXCITED.......... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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I would've driven the Pollster NUTS!!! They never call me... Darn it !!!