>>>>My advisors tell me that for Jasper we will need to have Las Vegas and two NFL teams to be named at a later date.
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>>>Ok, Vegas and the Arizona Cardinals and Detroit Lions, plus you have to throw in Banff.
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>>Don't give up anything without getting all of Alberta in the deal :o)
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>I'm going to trade Detroit (the entire city), Chicago, Gary IN, and Little Rock, AR, plus three NFL teams (Lions, Cardinals and Seahawks) for Alberta and British Columbia!

I'll up my offer to California, New Jersey, Madonna, Al Gore, and all the other Democrats, Dr Phil (whatever he is), and 50% of our illegal aliens for the Edmonton Oilers, Ottawa Senators, and a good fishing lake in northern Manitoba (fish and a boat included).