Q How many psychopaths does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'LL KILL YOU, YOU B@ST@RD, AND ALL YOUR FAMILY!
>Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
>A: 4, +/-6.
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>>Surveys have shown that 83% of polls are inaccurate.
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>>>I was called by a pollster last night. The questions surprised me. Not once was I asked who I would vote for or if I had voted. Yet the purpose of the poll was determine who I would vote for. At the end of the poll, I asked the fellow how could he tell who I would vote when that question was never asked. He informed me that they could tell by how I answered the questions. I wonder...
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- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
