A man wanted to join the Maricopa, Arizona Sheriff force.

The Sheriff said, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test
that you must pass before I can recruit you".

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continued "Take this gun with 13
bullets and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit".

The man asked, "Why the rabbit?"

"Excellent attitude!" said the Sheriff, "When can you start?"