>> A man wanted to join the Maricopa, Arizona Sheriff force.
>>
>>The Sheriff said, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test
>>that you must pass before I can recruit you".
>>
>>Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continued "Take this gun with 13
>>bullets and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit".
>>
>>The man asked, "Why the rabbit?"
>>
>>"Excellent attitude!" said the Sheriff, "When can you start?"
>
>
>Right now!
>
>Bang, Bang!
>Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!
>...............Bang! (click click)
>
>Are u talking to me ? To me ? (about attitude ?)
>So now I am a sherrif, and you are dead meat!
>
>Son of a bitch!!!
>...If he just let me finish my question, I would not have to kill 'im!!
>
>Meet Toni Montano my friend!
>{vbg)

Okay, both of you, put the bong down, and back away.....