>>In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.
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>>She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"
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>She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"
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>I do, thou dost, he doth - I can, thou canst, he canneth.
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>Sorry
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>>And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling thee which hath the best price.
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>Got the verb right there
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>Sorry :-S
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>But crap joke anyway (for a change)
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Thou canst not resist unleashing the pedant's arrow, can thou? Knowest thou not that in this place by the plains of New Brunswick the arrows will fly back at thou?