>>>>>>>My advisors tell me that for Jasper we will need to have Las Vegas and two NFL teams to be named at a later date.
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>>>>>>Ok, Vegas and the Arizona Cardinals and Detroit Lions, plus you have to throw in Banff.
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>>>>>Don't give up anything without getting all of Alberta in the deal :o)
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>>>>I'm going to trade Detroit (the entire city), Chicago, Gary IN, and Little Rock, AR, plus three NFL teams (Lions, Cardinals and Seahawks) for Alberta and British Columbia!
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>>>I'll up my offer to California, New Jersey, Madonna, Al Gore, and all the other Democrats, Dr Phil (whatever he is), and 50% of our illegal aliens for the Edmonton Oilers, Ottawa Senators, and a good fishing lake in northern Manitoba (fish and a boat included).
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>>The Oilers stay here and you have to take Moose Jaw and the Calgary Flames
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>I've always thought it would be cool to live in a place called Moose Jaw. Also Yellowknife.
You'd like Yellowknife - there are a lot of diamond mines up that way. There is also a place named Whitehorse there too.
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?