>>>> A man wanted to join the Maricopa, Arizona Sheriff force.
>>>>
>>>>The Sheriff said, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test
>>>>that you must pass before I can recruit you".
>>>>
>>>>Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continued "Take this gun with 13
>>>>bullets and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit".
>>>>
>>>>The man asked, "Why the rabbit?"
>>>>
>>>>"Excellent attitude!" said the Sheriff, "When can you start?"
>>>
>>>
>>>Right now!
>>>
>>>Bang, Bang!
>>>Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!
>>>...............Bang! (click click)
>>>
>>>Are u talking to me ? To me ? (about attitude ?)
>>>So now I am a sherrif, and you are dead meat!
>>>
>>>Son of a bitch!!!
>>>...If he just let me finish my question, I would not have to kill 'im!!
>>>
>>>Meet Toni Montano my friend!
>>>{vbg)
>>
>>Okay, both of you, put the bong down, and back away.....
>
>...Step away from your back, and put your hands behind your truck! .... I mean vehicle! .... Something like that ! {g}

There is a line in a Don Winslow book about a bank robber who gets his line wrong: "Put your stickin' hands in the air! This is a f***up!" ;-)