>>Our local NPR stations (yeah, I listen to it, but just to remind myself how biased they are) carried a story that there were fliers being distributed somewhere that said that due to the expected large turnout of voters that Republicans should vote on Tuesday and Democrats on Wednesday. I think it's a good idea.
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>Even if it weren't a spoof, that would infringe one's right to a secret ballot

If someone is swift enough to think you could vote on Wednesday, then I don't think the concept of it infringing on a secret ballot would be an issue for them.