Oh so now I'm intrigued. Please post short-haired terrier version of joke.

>No, not that one. Or the one where the guy says, "They looked so good I ate three of them myself."
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>>Not the one in a bar where the barman says, "we don't get many horses in here..."?
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>>>I think my favorite joke is about a talking horse. It must be a genre.
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>>>>Almost literally a shaggy dog story.
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>>>>Very similar to the joke about the smart pig I sent in.
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>>>>>Something I've read before, but my mom sent it again today:
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