Really? A 200+ page shaggy dog joke, and you don't want to read it? What is the world coming to! ;)

>I don't particularly
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>>If you want a great shaggy dog story, read "Venus on the Half Shell" by Kilgor Trout by Philip Jose Farmer.
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>>>Oh so now I'm intrigued. Please post short-haired terrier version of joke.
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>>>>No, not that one. Or the one where the guy says, "They looked so good I ate three of them myself."
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>>>>>Not the one in a bar where the barman says, "we don't get many horses in here..."?
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>>>>>>I think my favorite joke is about a talking horse. It must be a genre.
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>>>>>>>Almost literally a shaggy dog story.
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>>>>>>>Very similar to the joke about the smart pig I sent in.
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>>>>>>>>Something I've read before, but my mom sent it again today:
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