I could have brought up the nudist cruise from Bermuda to NYC I was on but .... <g>

>>As a seasoned veteran of cruise ships, I always spot stuff like that (lol)
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>>And you don't see too many nasty bodies at poolside on these ships as they're indoors feeding their face at a buffet. The major exception to this that I can recall was a lesbian cruise out of ports in Brazil...it was a meat market and lean was rare.
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>Sounds like the lead-in to a joke...