>>That reminds me of Jorge Luis Borges
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>>"Any time something is written against me, I not only share the sentiment but feel I could do the job far better myself. Perhaps I should advise would-be enemies to send me their grievances beforehand, with full assurance that they will receive my every aid and support. I have even secretly longed to write, under a pen name, a merciless tirade against myself."
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>There's a reason why literary theory knows two epochs in storytelling: before and after Borges.


I always hoped we shared some talent also.