>Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
>community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
>and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>
>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
>turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
>Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
>Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
>
>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
>man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
>business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not a
>very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked items.
>Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty man and
>was considered a positive roll model for millions.
>
>Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
>Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
>survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
>
>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
>If this made you smile for even a brief second,  take time to pass it on
>and share that smile with someone who may be having a crummy day and
>kneads a lift.

Good one!

Reminds me of an old SNL Weekend Update item about Speedy Alka Seltzer committing suicide by jumping into a glass of warm water and effervescing.