Reminds me of John CLees's http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4312096
O.k. a couple of years old, but still funny.


>Back in the early 90s I couldn't make myself understood in Boston bars if I said, "Could I have a beer, please?".
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>Eventually I realised I'd have to say "Can I get a beerrrrrrrr?" in order to get served.
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>Recently, since I've been going to a local sandwich shop near work, I've noticed more and more Brits saying, "Can I get ..." (of course, often without the "please" on the end). This is coupled with a recent survey I heard that fewer and fewer (or "less and less" as even the newsreaders are saying) British people are bothering to say "please" nowadays.
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>BTW The dialogue of serving staff in the UK has changed over the last several years from the British, "Who's next please?" to the US "Can I help?".
>Generally I don't need any help in a shop - just need someone to serve me.
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>OK USA - we surrender.