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>>>>>>Although sometimes it feels like I should be paid to read some of this drivel...
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>>>>>:-) The twit filter is actually kind of benign - in real life people use restraining orders or tasers.
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>>>>Don't tase me bro!
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>>>I'm an old fashioned guy - I carry one of my collection of sword-canes.
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>>How about a sword umbrella, like The Penguin?
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>Nah, that's just too gay ;-) I see myself as more the Yancy Derringer type ( I know you're way too young to get the reference, but I think you would have liked the show )
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>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yancy_Derringer
>http://users.bestweb.net/~foosie/tvthemes.htm
>http://www.angelfire.com/film/cowboystars/yancyderringer.htm
>http://www.amazon.com/Yancy-Derringer/dp/B0001H9ENG
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>( when I was a kid and figuring out what cool was - Yancy and Paladin were pretty much the whole deal )

For me cool was Zack Morris and the middle Home Improvement kid.