I see, I thought you wrote this yourself.

>I did not write it. It arrived in my email and made me laugh, so I posted it.
>I should have mentioned that. Sorry. No author was named and I don't take credit.
>
>>Nice. What else did you write?
>>
>>>WINTER IN CANADA
>>>
>>>It's winter in Canada
>>>And the gentle breezes blow
>>>Seventy miles an hour
>>>At thirty-five below.
>>>
>>>Oh, how I love Canada
>>>When the snow's up to your butt
>>>You take a breath of winter
>>>And your nose gets frozen shut.
>>>
>>>Yes, the weather here is wonderful
>>>So I guess I'll hang around
>>>I could never leave Canada
>>>I'm frozen to the friggin' ground!