>WINTER IN CANADA
>
>It's winter in Canada
>And the gentle breezes blow
>Seventy miles an hour
>At thirty-five below.
>
>Oh, how I love Canada
>When the snow's up to your butt
>You take a breath of winter
>And your nose gets frozen shut.
>
>Yes, the weather here is wonderful
>So I guess I'll hang around
>I could never leave Canada
>I'm frozen to the friggin' ground!

Funny! Reminds me of Loudon Wainwright or Steve Goodman or someone like that.

"Winter in Chicago" is much shorter. Here it is.

WINTER IN CHICAGO

Yowwww!!!!!