If you need it to be idiot proof, buy local so they can take it back to the shop. Otherwise, you'll become their tech support.

>Looking for someone else. Almost all they will ever use it for is surfing the net. They may use it for a word doc once in awhile, but maybe not even that. Looking to get something full screen - not those little colorful ones I see people have in the coffee shops sometimes - but as inexpensive as possible. As idiot-proof as anything with Windows loaded can be too would be bonus. Needs to have wireless onboard, but also able to be wired as well.