>Step 1. Don't buy liquor.
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>Didn't work.
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>Well, I hate to be insensitive about this, but that is just plain stupid. Holding you habd in a flamne and screaming "Ouch! Ouch! It hurts!" but refusing to remove you hand is an idiot's game.

I hate to be insensitive too, but the way I figure it, if there is nothing around but water, milk, juice, tea and coffee, a person is going to have a hard time getting drunk.