>>The ultimate machine to work with....my Christmas present to myself.
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>>Gateway Core 2 Quad Q6600 box, 8 GB of memory. God bless 64-bit
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>>And best of all, due to an accounting snafu, I paid ZERO DOLLARS for it.
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>>This thing screams like a chick in a horror movie. I can generate an OLAP database in less than a minute.
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>> I never believed SQL Server and SharePoint could run so fast.
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>I want a computer like that for ZERO $. Please describe how this can be accomplished :)

I can give you instructions. You will need a crowbar and Kevin's home address.