>>>>>>I'm happy to help you experience a fine winter. Doing this will help you to appreciate summer more. :)
>>>>> Uh, Grady....really, we appreciate it but there's no need to be this giving. I know, you want to 'give 'til it hurts' but there's no need. Really
>>>>>
>>>>>Trust me
>>>>>
>>>>>I wouldn't lie to you about a thing like this.
>>>>>
>>>>>Besides, in a place where 'summer' runs from about March through November, weather this cold doesn't not 'help us appreciate summer more'.
>>>>
>>>>March through November? But but but summer is from June 14th to August 3rd??? Then the gleeful sledding begins.
>>>Sledding?? What's that?
>>>
>>>heck, we were running the A/C on Christmas Day
>>
>>What is A/C?
>
>It's an invention that, in areas of the world that are not ice-bound 10 months of the year, cools air and circulates it through the house. It's almost a requirement in a state that's often compared to Hell. (grin)

How very very odd.