I'm surrounded by children! But you're an aquarian, so I guess it's ok.

Astrology? Jesus. <s>

I'd believe more in astrology if the weekly predictions were more realistic....for example...

"Leo"....this week, if you're a parent, 2% of you will find out that your 16 year old daughter is pregnant and the father is a criminal
"Taurus"....this week, 5% of you will lose your job because of outsourcing
"Aquarius"....this week, 2% of you males will be seduced by a whacko who turns around and tells your wife, and 3% of you will be unfairly banned from a website
"Capricorn"....this week, for 1.5% of you, those pics you downloaded from the Internet were of 16 year olds and the Feds are about to bust you.

Now, if the astrology report said THAT, I'd believe it!!!!!