>Just drove to the bank....not realizing today is MLK day. What am I supposed to do with this check?
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>Wait, I'm a greedy capitalist....I'll keep it and deposit it tomorrow. <s>
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>Good think I didn't get mugged on my way back home.
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>At least Quizno's was open today.

Why don't you give it to charity. Isn't that what you rich folks are supposed to like doing ?