You haven't been job hunting lately, have you?

Actually, I have been job hunting my entire life. I am president of Yightline Computers, Inc., so when I successfully complete a project, I have to find the next one.

Most people have to have a job that will allow them to eat, keep a roof over their heads and get to said job, so if the job doesn't pay enough to do that it's about as bad as having no job at all.

Therefore, when one is in this situation, one should apply for welfare and food stamps instead, right?