>>>We had somebody try to write a bad check at the grocery store last week (turned out she was old and had just put an old checkbook in her purse, but let me tell you, it was pretty scarey there for a while)
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>>>It's a big country ...
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>>There used to be a high rate of drive-by mowings out this way, but high gas prices slowed them down.
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>>With the lower prices, we fear for our pasture's safety.
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>Out in the country a little to the east of here about the scariest thing you can hear is
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>clop clop clop clop BANG clop clop clop clop
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>That's an Amish drive-by

No, that's 2/3rds of a pun P U....