>>Funny. I always have thought your name was "Michael", but upon close look I see it is spelled "Michel".
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>>How is that pronounced?
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>>By the way. Ever considered a new photo on your profile. I'm trying to get a feel for your personality and such, but that photo of you with that thing covering your head makes it hard.
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>>What a mystery you are.
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>>May I ask how old you are?
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>Pronounciation could be obtained from various online dictionaries I would say. Everyone calls me Mike BTW. As for the age, my entourage respects it by not divulging anything about it. No one knows. As for the picture, it will remain as is.

I can see the marquee advertising the movie:
Michel Fournier's transformation... at an extreme level. The man of mystery... spanning centuries... premiere (membership) tonight...

Now someone else write the blurbs, and let's cash in on Hollywood.

Um, there's that minor detail of actually making a movie, but we'll deal with that if they ever notice something's missing.