>This guy puts both the "lay" and the "off" in "layoff":
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>http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/090217/oddities/finance_economy_china_mistress_accident
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>The eventual winner "dominated the drinking round" - sheesh, you can't make that stuff up!

It'll show up in one of the CSIs or one of the Law & Orders before long.