>>WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship will be the start of his come back after undergoing reconstructive knee surgery. According to Mark O'Meara, one of Tiger's best friends, Tiger looks better than ever... watch out PGA....
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>>New terms for golf shots
>>Saddam Hussien - going bunker to bunker.
>>Rush Limbaugh - ball that goes too far to the right.
>>Nancy Peloci - ball that goes too far to the left.
>>Rock Hudson - A putt that looks straight, but isn't.
>Dick Cheney - Keeping the presidents balls in your pocket.
Nicholas Mason - a duff ;-)
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