Here's a nice one

"Your Online banking Profile has been temporarily
suspended. We implore you to reactivate your profile
in order to login with online banking."

I like that implore.

Egg BTW



>>They never seem to get their English quite right.
>>
>>I just got this one. See if you can spot the flaw. (apart from the fact I don't have a Lloyds TSB account)
>>
>>Lloyds TSB is constantly working to increase security for all Internet Banking users.
>>To ensure the integrity of our internet payment system, we periodically review accounts.
>>
>>Your account has been placed on a restricted status. Restricted accounts receives payments,
>>but they are limited in their ability to send or withdraw funds.
>>
>>To lift up this restriction, you need to login into your account
>>(using your user ID, password and memorable word)
>>then complete our verification process.
>>Note that all restricted accounts are also left "account information unconfirmed",
>>You will have to confirm your account information as well.
>>You will no longer be able to send money from your account until you complete this process
>>To initiate the account confirmation process,
>
>Despite the language nonkies found by Tracy and Naomi:
>
>Note that all restricted accounts are also left "account information unconfirmed",
>You will have to confirm your account information as well.
>
> top line above, a sentence, ends with a comma and new sentence below it starts below it with a capital letter.
>
>You will no longer be able to send money from your account until you complete this process
>
>here a sentence ending with no punctuation, followed by a new sentence
>
>To initiate the account confirmation process,
>
> last sentence of the phish ends with a comma.
>
>But, of course, you'd have missed them, Nick :-)
>
>And wassup with "...you need to login into your account"? Surely it should be "You need to log in to your account".