>>>>Now I know jurisprudence dictates that a man is innocent until proven guilty, but in these cases the man hasn't been named, and whoever is driving IS "the perpetrator". He's not suspected of doing it - he's just been seen doing it, no matter who he is.
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>>>>On the other hand, in similar British shows it always irks me when the cop is relating to camera what's happened and refers to the, say, vicious, drunken, foul-mouthed low-life as "The gentleman was seen clubbing the innocent man with a spiked baseball bat ..."
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>>>Maybe he was doing it gently... I guess that's what the cotton club was invented for.
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>>or the fruit bat?
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>Well I seen a horse fly
>I seen a dragon fly
>I seen a house fly
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>I seen all that too
>I seen a peanut stand
>And heard a rubber band
>I seen a needle that winked its eye
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>But I've been, done, seen about everything
>When I see a elephant fly
>What'd you say boy
>I said when I see a elephant fly
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>I seen a front porch swing
>Heard a diamond ring
>I seen a polka dot railroad tie
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>But I've been, done, seen about everything
>When I see a elephant fly
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>I saw a clothes horse and he rear up and buck
>And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
>I didn't see that, I only heard
>Just to be sociable I'll take your word
>I heard a fireside chat
>I saw a baseball bat
>And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
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>But I've been, done, seen about everything
>When I see a elephant fly

Dat de crow's song in Dumbo (the elephant) a Disney film