>>>Basketball, Tennis, Badminton, Squash, Handball.
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>>So, if you have a case... how do you know to which one of these lawless courts to take it?
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>>This legal system is so confusing.
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>If you take a case to court, does that mean carrying a rigid bag to go woo your sweetheart?

No, it's a more spiritual matter - a case of beer, or even stronger spirits.