>>>>Oh, and you know me, can't help pointing out the possessive "it's" :-(
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>>>That feeling of helplessness is so bad, you know. As in
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>>>"she told me to help myself, but I couldn't help myself so I just helped myself instead and then she slapped me".
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>>Aye, but what's that got to do with the discussion above it?
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>I had no comment on the rest, but the bold part.
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>>Two girls went for a tramp, but the tramp died.
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>If you run into a bar, would it hurt less if it was a chocolate bar?

Any bar bar a chocolate bar.