>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, and you know me, can't help pointing out the possessive "it's" :-(
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>That feeling of helplessness is so bad, you know. As in
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"she told me to help myself, but I couldn't help myself so I just helped myself instead and then she slapped me".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Aye, but what's that got to do with the discussion above it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I had no comment on the rest, but the bold part.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Two girls went for a tramp, but the tramp died.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If you run into a bar, would it hurt less if it was a chocolate bar?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You can't run into a bar. Its barred.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But if you have to be behind bars, make it one bar at a time, with a tender bartender.
>>>>>
>>>>>But if there are too many bars you'll feel the pressure.
>>>>
>>>>THAT bar is always singular.
>>>>
>>>>e.g. "My pressure gauge registers 2.5 bar"
>>>
>>>
>>>Ooooh pedant alert.
>>
>>Maybe there should be a new icon displayed next to Terry's name here indicating pedantry ;-)
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>or one that says "English spoken here".
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>When I go diving, bar is what we put in the tank, and bars are of lead and what we strap to our belts. I'd sound a fool if I said "I've 200 bars in my air tank".

Thank goodness we have you to keep us on the straight and narrow. We'd be blithering illiterates otherwise!