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23/03/2009 12:14:55
 
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Vehicles
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>>>I think you're a bit off kilter here. This thread was started (and for those who haven't realised) as a lampoon of US movies involving car chases. Note the Category above.
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>>>Oh, and another tip: Don't assume that if you drive your car through an opaque window, from the top of a multi-storey car park, that it will always land on another roof beyond, or in a railroad boxcar full of cotton, or other such soft options. The chances are you'll plummet to your death.
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>>>If you try and leap an unfeasibly wide gap, don't always rely on there being a ramp on the take-off side, esp. one that'll flip your car through 360 during the flight.
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>>>If you smash your car through the plate glass window of a chic restaurant, don't always rely on the ability of the diners to just about get out of your way. Some of them may be infirm, slow witted, or just not paying attention. You may be had up for manslaughter (in fact, most probably).
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>>Have you ever seen The Dukes of Hazzard TV show? A lot of unrealistic car stuff going on there. My very favorite was when they jumped their car onto the back of a semi carrying a bunch of tires, and the car actually bounced off (with the BOOOINNNNGGGG sound effect) and landed a perfect jump.
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>>Although Daisy Duke... ain't nothing wrong with that!
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>Some of the cars used on the show, the General Lee, are on display about 5 miles from here. Daisy Duke is not on display there, alas.

In Brighton there's a retro ukulele band called "The Ukes of Hazard"
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
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