>>>>http://annarborchronicle.com/
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>>>Newspapers are dropping like flies. Before long there will only be a relative handful left.
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>>And then you won't have anything to roll to drop flies.
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>or some where your dog can do his business.

They'll come up with organic newspaper that you can buy, place outside and tell the dog to fetch, and it will be so tasty that the dog will shred it to pieces before bringing it to you, and the guilty look it will have in the eyes will be priceless. The fancy newspaper, however, will cost :).