>>>>>But in most film all they do is sever the brake pipes. Once they realise that the goodies have taken up my safety precautions then their schemes will evolve.
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>>>>Sure, and you won't have any useful tips, so we'll all DIE!
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>>>Sorry, I can't compete with your master villain. My only advice to you is keep out of US action films, especially the BIG budget ones where a lot of cars are wasted.
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>>Bad news: you are in a US cartoon, so your only way out is to run in a straight line and be run over. Jumping on the side, behind a corner, lamppost office, fence, traffic signature, anything - does not exist in your universe. Run and wait for the wheels.
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>>Good news: being run over doesn't hurt at all. You'll be as good as new few frames later.
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>My favorite cartoon trick: being on some sort of platform that falls from a great height, then simply stepping off right before it hits the ground. Cracks me up every time.

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