>>>>Are you and Viv ganging up on me ? -)
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>>>That's the basic issue and you fail. As a former Air Force lieutenant, I am truly disappointed by your mistake. What regiment did you serve in?
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>Royal Flying armchair squadron. My military career (air training Corps as a teenager) was brought to a grinding halt by the inability to take saluting and calling officers Sir seriously.

Are you kidding? I'm betting my yesterday's lunch that you don't even know in which position is the chair armed and in which not.