>http://www.google.com/tisp/ - a new way of doing internet. Not exactly green... they didn't get the color right, but the idea is there.

ROFL!

I was going to totally skip the links, but then I thought, what the heck, it is April 1st afterall. I love this section of the press release:

"I couldn't be more excited about, and am only slightly grossed out by, this remarkable new product," said Marissa Mayer, Google's Vice President of Search Products and User Experience. "I firmly believe TiSP will be a breakthrough product, particularly for those users who, like Larry himself, do much of their best thinking in the bathroom."



and this (look at #7):

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.


Had me laughing out loud! :o)